BARAZA JIPYA LA MAWAZIRI NI USHAHIDI KUWA JK AMA HAJUI AU HAONI TATIZO LA WATENDAJI WAKE.

  • Raisi Jakaya Kikwete akimuapisha Waziri wa afya

    Kusuka upya ni kufumua kilichosukwa ovyo na kurudia au kusuka tena kwa lengo la kuboresha. Hata hivyo ni lazima anayefanya hivyo yeye mwenyewe ajue kwamba msuko wa kwanza ni ovyo au hauna mvuto.

  • Kuongezwa wapya wanne au watano katika kundi la wakuukuu 50 hakuwezi kuwafanya wale wakuukuu kuwa wapya.

  • Kuomba ridhaa ya kamati kuu (CC) ya Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) ilikuwa njia ya kujitoa katika lawama kwa watakaoathirika na mabadiliko hayo.

Baada ya kamati za bunge kusema, bunge likasema, kamati ya wabunge ikasema na hatimaye Kamati Kuu ya CCM ikasema, hapakuwa na sababu ya kubakiza baadhi ya mawaziri katika baraza lake teule(Baraza Jipya).

Hii ilikuwa fursa ya kufanya mabadiliko makubwa yakiongozwa na mchakato mkali wa uchunguzi wa wale ambao wangerejeshwa au kuteuliwa kwa mara ya kwanza katika baraza la mawaziri.

Hili halikufanyika na litamgharimu sana RaisiJakaya Kikwete pamoja na chama chake. Kosa la kwanza la kukosekana kwa mchakato makini limekwishaonekana.

Walioteuliwa kuwa mawaziri wameapishwa. Ni vigumu kukiri kuwa hili ni baraza jipya. Kuongezwa wapya wanne au watano katika kundi la wakuukuu hakuwezi kuwafanya wale wakuukuu kuwa wapya.

Wanabaki na ukuukuu wao. Upya katika hilo uko wapi?

Jipya ni ukubwa wake. Raisi Kikwete alipounda kwa mara ya kwanza Baraza la mawaziri mwaka 2006 lililokuwa na mawaziri 61.

Alipopigiwa kelele mwaka 2008 baada ya serikali yake kuvunjika bungeni, alipunguza hadi kufikia mawaziri 51.

Mwaka 2010 Raisi Kikwete aliunda Baraza la Mawaziri 51, lakini aliposhinikizwa, mwezi Aprili 2012 ameongeza hadi 55. Huu ndio upya uliopo.

Lililo wazi ni Raisi Kikwete alilazimika kufanya mabadiliko katika baraza la mawaziri kwa shinikizo. Haikuwa hiari yake.

Walishinikiza aunde upya Baraza Lake. Kwa kuwakomoa akatengeneza baraza kubwa kuliko la mwanzo.Upo hapo mwananchi?

Uzito wa mzigo huu utaongezeka juu ya vichwa vya wananchi walipakodi.

Wananchi wanashuhudia watawala wao wakijirundikia ulaji mkubwa mpaka wanashindwa kujieleza.

Wengine wanatembea na silaha za kivita kulinda raslimali za nchi walizopora!

Ndiyo maana haikushangaza kuona watu waliokutwa na masanduku yaliyojazwa mali isiyojulikana wakiyalinda kwa silaha nzito nzito za kivita hawajashughulikiwa hadi leo!

Hivi kwa nini tunawalazimisha wananchi watufikirie kuwa tu sehemu ya uchafu huo? Huko alipopelekwa kwenye mazao, mbolea itapona kweli? Mchezo wa uporaji ukiendelezwa kilimo si kitakufa! Ukishawaua wakulima nchi inabaki vipi?

Kutokuwajibika kwa serikali ndiko kulikompelekea Mbunge wa Mbozi Mashariki Godfrey Zambi kusimama kwenye bunge lililopita na kuziweka hadharani dhambi za mawaziri. Akasema, “Serikali ipo kama haipo.” Wizi unafanywa na serikali yenyewe.

Katika hali kama hiyo nani amkemee nani? Aliyetakiwa kuwa mkemeaji, ndiye mtetezi wa wezi. Kama siyo mshirika basi ni nani?

Jenerali Ulimwengu katika safu yake alinukuliwa akisema, “Sura iliyojitokeza ni kwamba hatuna serikali inayofanya kazi kama serikali, bali tuna mkusanyiko wa maofisa waliokabidhiwa ofisi mbalimbali ambazo wanazitumia kadri wanavyojua wao na wala hawana udhibiti wa kati.”

Akaongeza, “Tunachokishuhudia ni msambaratiko ambao haujawahi kutokea katika historia ya nchi hii, serikali iliyoparaganyika, mawaziri wenye kauli za kitoto, wakuu wa serikali wasiokuwa na maamuzi, waziri mkuu kivuli asiyekuwa waziri mkuu na mkuu wa nchi mtoro”

Kufichuliwa kwa wizi wa raslimali, ubadhirifu mkubwa wa fedha za umma na matumizi mabaya ya madaraka kama ilivyoainishwa na kamati za kudumu za Bunge na pia ripoti ya Mdhibiti na Mkaguzi Mkuu wa Hesabu za Serikali (CAG) kumeonyesha namna viongozi wote wenye jukumu la kusimamia mawaziri walivyoshindwa kazi.

Hali hii inaonyesha kwamba viongozi wanaowasimamia mawaziri ama ni legelege sana na dhaifu kiuongozi, au wao wenyewe ni sehemu ya uozo huo.

Kinachoongeza uchungu zaidi ni habari zilizofichuliwa kutoka ndani ya kikao kilichoitishwa ghafla kuwa mwenyekiti wa CCM eti alilazimishwa kujadili suala la mawaziri, uchafu wao na kutakiwa kwao kujiuzulu.

Habari zinasema mwenyekiti ambaye pia ni raisi  hakuwa  na nia ya kulijadili na wala halikuwa sehemu ya ajenda.

Kama Wabunge walitia saini zao kutaka kupigwa kura ya kutokuwa na imani na Waziri Mkuu, Mizengo Pinda ili ikiwezekana apoteze kazi yake, kitendo ambacho kingesababisha kuvunjika kwa baraza zima la mawaziri, kuipuuza hoja hiyo inashangaza.

Mwenyekiti anashangaza maana kama vyama vya siasa viliazimia kwenda kwa wananchi kukusanya saini zitakazotosha raisi mwenyewe kupigiwa kura kutokuwa na imani naye, kutochukulia hoja hii katika umuhimu unaostahili ni udhaifu wa kiwango cha kutisha.

Kasoro hii kubwa inanipeleka kujadili jingine kubwa katika uteuzi wake.

Kada maarufu wa CCM, George Mkuchika ameteuliwa kuwa waziri mpya ofisi ya raisi anayeshughulikia utawala bora.

Hili lina mapungufu makubwa. Ni kwa sababu kuu mbili. Kwanza, serikali hii inakabiliwa na tatizo kubwa la utawala bora. Mambo ya kiserikali, siri na taratibu zake, yanaenda ovyo.

Ni mwenendo huu ambao umefanya Mkuchika kuteuliwa kuwa waziri wa wizara inayohusika na idara nyeti kama Taasisi ya Kuzuia na Kupambana na Rushwa (TAKUKURU) na Usalama wa taifa.

Bila uovyo katika wizara hii na vyombo vyake, Mkuchika asingeteuliwa kuwa waziri wa wizara hii labda kama lengo ni kumwezesha yeye kulipa visasi vya waliombanika akiwa TAMISEMI.

Tatizo la utawala bora katika miundombinu ya utawala wa serikali yetu, linahitaji mtu makini zaidi, mwadilifu zaidi, asiye na makundi na asiye na huruma za kifisadi.

Pili, Mkuchika ametokea TAMISEMI ambako hata raisi amesikika mara kadhaa akilalamika kuwa mambo yako hovyo mno na kuagiza halmashauri zichukue hatua kali.

Alisikika Dodoma akilalamika kwenye semina elekezi. Mara ya mwisho alilalamikia kwenye maadhimisho ya Siku ya Wafanyakazi Duniani, mjini Tanga.

Baada ya Mkaguzi na Mdhibiti Mkuu wa Fedha za Serikali (CAG) kuonyesha uozo uliokithiri katika halmashauri zetu, hata kama Mkuchika aliukuta au hahusiki nao, ingetosha kutomteua katika nafasi nyeti kama hii.

Uteuzi wa Mkuchika ni dhihaka kwa CAG, Wabunge, kamati za bunge na hata Waziri Mkuu Mizengo Pinda.

Hata kama wananchi hawafahamu yote yaliyo nyuma ya pazia kuhusu uteuzi huu, raisi  ajue yeye ni mwanasiasa.

Hatimaye, kazi yake itafanywa kuwa ngumu kutokana na teuzi anazofanya bila kujali jamii inajua nini juu ya wateule wake.

Si ajabu kigezo muhimu kilichotumika kumteua ni hatua ya Mkuchika kuandika barua ya kujiuzulu bila kujitetea kama wengine.

Uteuzi mwingine tata ni ule wa Proffesa Jumanne Maghembe aliyehamishiwa wizara ya maji akitokea kilimo na chakula.

Kuna uhusiano wa karibu sana kati ya kilimo na maji na uhusiano huo ungemwongoza raisi katika kufanya uteuzi wake kwa umakini wa ziada; hata wa kuazima.

Baada ya yeye mwenyewe na “swahiba” wake Lowassa kutofautiana juu ya nini kiwe cha kwanza, serikali ya Kikwete ilitangaza kilimo kiwe cha “kwanza” huku Lowassa akitangaza katika ziara zake kuwa elimu ndiyo “kwanza.”

Bila kujali tofauti zao binafsi tusizojua chanzo chake, tukubaliane kimsingi kuwa kilimo na maji ni vitu viwili muhimu. Aliyeshindwa Kilimo hawezi kuongoza Maji.

Ukiacha Mkuchika na Maghembe, hawa wawili ambao wamepigiwa kelele karibu na kila mtu, kikosi kizima hakina muunganiko.

Kwa Hawa Ghasia kupelekwa Tamisemi ni sawa na kupakia tembo kwenye pick up.

Hussein Mwinyi kupelekwa Afya licha ya kukiuka utamaduni mzuri wa Muungano, ni kuifungia wizara iache kufikiri tena.

Ni Mwinyi aliyegoma kujiuzulu wakati wa mabomu ya Gongo la Mboto na Mbagala; lakini akawa kinara wa kuwataka wenzie wajiuzulu.

Kuwabakiza mawaziri wanaotuhumiwa ufisadi, wizi na kushindwa kufanya kazi; na ambao vitendo vyao viovu vinaonekana kwa wengi, ni kuonyesha wazi kuwa mteuzi hana mawasiliano na wananchi.

Kwa naibu mawaziri, huko ni vurugu tupu. Baada ya kufichuka siri za jinsi wanavyovurugana na mawaziri wao, kuongeza idadi yao siyo tija, bali ni kuongeza gharama.

Mpaka sasa, hakuna kazi maalum ya naibu waziri inayojulikana, zaidi ya kujibu maswali yaliyoandikwa bungeni.

Gharama kubwa ya utitiri wa manaibu siyo suala la magari, ofisi, mishahara na ukwapuzi mwingine; bali muda wa raisi na waziri mkuu, ambao wanatumia kutatua migogoro ya watu hawa “wasio na kazi.”

Kwa hiyo utitiri wa manaibu ni kuongeza gharama za kikosi hiki dhaifu badala ya kuokoa jahazi lililokwishaanza kuzama.

Kwa haya, ongeza uteuzi wa manaibu kama Adam Malima, katikati ya kashfa nzito, tena za hivi karibuni; kukiwemo kukutwa na silaha ya kivita na ukimya uliofuatia.

Tukiuchekea utoto huu tunaikejeli amani yetu. Nasema hivi kwa sababu kufanyiwa mzaha jambo kubwa kama hili ni sawa na mwendawazimu kuchekea kitanzi ambacho kiko tayari shingoni mwake.

Kukubali kuongozwa kisaniisanii ni ukondoo, nalo ni tusi kwa yeyote aliye na akili timamu.

Kuibuliwa kwa kashfa ya Richmond kulisababisha baraza la mawaziri kuvunjika kwa mara ya kwanza katika awamu ya nne.

Baraza la mawaziri lilivunjika baada ya aliyekuwa waziri mkuu, Edward Lowassa kujiuzulu pamoja na mawaziri wawili Nazir Karamagi na Dk. Ibrahim Msabaha.

Akateuliwa Pinda kuchukua nafasi ya Lowassa na kisha baraza likasukwa upya.

Baada ya uchaguzi mkuu wa mwaka 2010 likaundwa baraza jingine, lakini hata kabla ya kufika nusu ya muhula wake limejiingiza katika ufisadi wa kutisha.

Hivi baraza hili litavunjwa mara ngapi? Kwanini hivi lakini? Tatizo ni mawaziri au mteua mawaziri?

Tatizo hapa siyo mawaziri wezi. Wezi wapo kila mahali hata katika hao wapya walioteuliwa wezi watakuwapo. Tatizo ni nchi kukosa kiongozi wa kusimamia mawaziri wezi ili wasiibe.

Kama tatizo ni kukosekana kiongozi wa kuwadhibiti mawaziri wasio waadilifu dawa yake si kuvunja baraza la mawaziri na kuunda jingine! Dawa ni kumpata kiongozi atakayeweza kuwadhibiti mawaziri wasio waadilifu.

Dawa ni kumpata kiongozi mwenye ujasiri na uwezo wa kuwafikisha katika vyombo vya sheria viongozi wote wanaotuhumiwa.

Kiongozi mwenye dhamana akishindwa kufanya hivyo anaonyesha udhaifu au ushirika wake katika kadhia hiyo.

Kwa baraza hili la mawaziri  Watanzania wanapaswa watambue ukubwa wa dhambi waliyoitenda wale waliowaficha ukweli mwingine.

Tuna miaka mitatu ya kwenda na hawa watu, kama kasi ya ubadhilifu ni kubwa kiasi hiki, hii nchi itabakiwa na kitu gani kufikia mwaka 2015?

Watanzania, huu si wakati tena wa kulalamika. Lazima mjikomboe wenyewe! Wadaini viongozi wenu Azimio la Arusha kama mlivyowadai katiba mpya.

Wote Wanaokuja kwenu wakidai wanataka kuwakomboa waambieni waje na ahadi ya Azimio la Arusha.

katika mazingira haya, wale wanaofurahia kuvunjwa kwa baraza la mawaziri na kusukwa upya, muda si mrefu wataishia kuweka nyuso zao chini kwa aibu.

Kikwete hawezi kuunda serikali thabiti.

Atapata wapi wa kuwafanya mawaziri? Je, atatoa kwenye chama kilekile – kilichochoka na kinachotuhumiwa kutumia fedha za wizi kuingia madarakani?

Makala hii imeandikwa kwa Msaada wa makala nyingine za Kondo Tutindaga; Paschally Mayega; Joster Mwangulumbi

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FOR 20 YEARS NO MAJOR MAINTENANCE BUT EXPERTS STILL CLAIMING MV VICTORIA IS SAFE

MV Victoria

The MV Victoria, which travels on Lake Victoria, has not undergone major maintenance for over two decades.

Mr Beatus Mghamba, the spokesman of Marine Services Company, which operates the ship, said the 52-year-old vessel was still in good shape and safe for ferrying passengers and cargo.

Mr Mghamba, who doubles as the ship’s captain and the acting manager of the firm’s Mwanza branch, said in an interview that the vessel last underwent major maintenance between 1990 and 1991.

He said this preceded similar work on the MV Mwongozo in Lake Nyasa and MV Liemba in Lake Tanganyika in 1992 and 1993, respectively.

The MV Bukoba was built in 1979, sinking some 30 nautical miles (56 kilometres) off Mwanza port. The vessel had capacity for 850 tonnes of cargo and 430 passengers, although during the accident it had more than the prescribed cargo and passengers.

Its manifest showed 443 passengers in her first and second class cabins, but the cheaper third class accommodation had no manifest.

One among notable figures who perished in the accident was Abu Ubaidah al-Banshiri, who was then second in command of Al Qaeda.

According to investigations which followed, the disaster was made worse by a number of factors including lack of life jackets, life rings and life boats; lack of firefighting equipment, lack of distress signals and lack of periodical checks.

Mr Mghamba assured the Tanzania citizens that there was no reason to worry about passenger safety after the MV Victoria’s gearbox was repaired in 2007, adding that the vessel had a seaworthiness certificate, which confirms its compliance with marine safety regulations.

“The vessel has a seaworthiness certificate, which expires next January, and has thus been cleared to ply between the two destinations,” he said.

Mr Mghamba added that the MV Victoria, which is authorised to carry a maximum of 1,200 passengers and 200 tonnes cargo, was built in 1960 and has never been overloaded beyond its capacity in the recent past.

“Overloading the ship is out of the question.  In any case, there aren’t enough passengers to fill the ship to capacity due to the stiff competition posed by road transport and other marine companies.”

Mr Mghamba said the ship had in recent years been carrying an average of 500 passengers and an unspecified amount of cargo, which were both well below the load limit, adding that the only time the number of passengers increased substantially was when students headed to and from school and during the holiday season.

He dismissed reports that the small number of people using the ageing vessel was occasioned by fears of a possible accident on the scale of the MV Bukoba disaster in which up to 1,000 people drowned when the poorly maintained and grossly overloaded vessel capsized as it was sailing to Mwanza from Bukoba on May 21, 1996.

“People are now spoilt for choice when it comes to means of transport between Mwanza and Bukoba.  Many people now also travel by road and air, and this explains why the number of travellers using the MV Victoria has decreased sharply in recent years,” Mr Mghamba added.

In another development, the Surface and Marine Transport Regulatory Authority (Sumatra) official in charge of Kagera Region, Mr Japhet Loisimaye, said more needs to be done to improve response to marine disasters.

Mr Loisimaye said although there were enough human resources for search and rescue operations, the same could not be said of equipment needed for such undertakings.

NINI TUMEJIFUNZA KUTOKANA NA AJALI YA MV BUKOBA?

PICHA HALISI YA MV BUKOBA IKIZAMA

Mei 21, ya kila mwaka Watanzania Tunakumbuka kwa majonzi na simanzi kubwa ajali mbaya ya kuzama kwa meli ya Mv Bukoba iliyoangamiza maisha ya mamia ya wananchi Wengi

Mwaka 2012 imetimia miaka 16 tangu ajali hii mbaya kabisa kuwahi kutokea katika ziwa Viktoria huku ikikadiriwa watu zaidi ya 1000 walifariki dunia.

Tukio hili baya lililotokea kama sinema, kwa saa kadhaa huku likishuhudiwa na baadhi ya wakazi wanaoishi kandokando ya Ziwa Viktoria nje kidogo ya jiji la Mwanza.

Hakuna lugha nyepesi inayoweza kuelezwa kwa jinsi wengi wa Watanzania walivyoachwa midomo wazi kwa huzuni isiyomithilika, wengine wakibaki yatima kwa kupoteza wazazi wao wote.

Chanzo cha ajali ile iliyoangamiza maisha ya kundi zima la kaya, idadi kubwa ya wanafunzi wasichana wa Shule ya Sekondari ya Rugambwa waliokuwa wakirejea majumbani  kwao baada ya kuhitimu kidato cha sita, wanandoa wapya waliokuwa wakijiandaa kuanza maisha mapya, inaelezwa kuwa ni uzembe unaotokana na kujazwa kupita kiasi abiria na mizigo.

Inadaiwa kuwa meli hiyo ilikuwa na abiria mara mbili ya uwezo wake, kiasi kikubwa cha mizigo, lakini pia kukiwa na madai kuwa ilikuwa na hitilafu kubwa na iliishawahi kushauriwa kusimamisha kutoa huduma mpaka ifanyiwe marekebisho makubwa.

Wakati wa msiba huo wa kitaifa, viongozi karibu wote wa serikali, walisikika wakitoa hotuba nyingi za kuapiza kuwa wangelifanya hili ama lile na kwamba wale wote waliohusika na uzembe huo wangelichukuliwa hatua za kisheria.

Watanzania wakayapokea maneno hayo kwa faraja, lakini  Chonde Chonde mpaka leo hii hakuna lolote la maana lililofanyika, Likiwemo la kununua meli mpya, ahadi ambayo mwaka juzi ilirudiwa tena na mgombea wa CCM nafasi ya uraisi.

Inaumiza kwamba kwa uzembe wa hali ya juu, hakuna mkuu wa mkoa, wilaya, mkurugenzi wa shirika la reli, meneja, waziri wa uchukuzi na mawasiliano aliyeguswa na msiba huo kiasi cha kulazimika kujiuzulu.

Tulichoshuhudia ni kufikishwa mahakamani kwa aliyekuwa nahodha wa meli hiyo tu. Wengine wote wakabaki katika nafasi zao wakila mema ya nchi na familia zao.

Tunayo kila sababu ya kuamini kuwa huu ni uzembe mwingine wa serikali, kwa sababu licha ya kutochukuliwa kwa hatua zozote dhidi ya watendaji wa serikali, leo hii uzembe umeendelea kutokea na kusababisha vifo vya ajali chungu mzima. Tunajiuliza, tutavumilia hadi lini?Jipu limepasuka siwezi kuwa adui ya Mtu,Mungu awalaze Mahali pema peponi marehemu wote wa Mv Bukoba,Ameni 

    Imehaririwa na Chocks Chokala

HOW COME YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT LADIES AND A BIG ADMIRER OF THEM, STILL NOT MARRIED?

It’s around 3am, when I still found myself in this Nightclub, there’re all these fellows drinking and making noise like the evening is starting.

I assure myself that it’s okay for fellows who are either family-less or whose partners don’t care a hoot about togetherness after sunset.

Sitting in the far corner of the counter with my buddy William a.k.a Wizo, I could see all the activities in this Night Club.

As I was swollen deep in my thoughts ignoring the facts that it was late, and pretend that everything was fine I saw a pregnant women seated on a stool in the next counter.

For me and my buddy wizo it’s okay but then how about this lady who is so expectant it wouldn’t surprise anyone if she were to go into labour any moment now!

But who are you to wonder I finally asked myself, for surely she must know what she’s doing.

I, however, admire her stoic nature… her easygoing demeanor in the face of some already drunk men making fun of her presence in the nightclub in her condition.

“Men can be very stupid,” she says when a guy taunts her that she should be at home taking care of her pregnancy, “whoever told you that being pregnant is an illness?”

“How about the safety of your unborn child; don’t you fear for the same?” says the concerned guy.

“Leave me alone; just buy me a drink if you truly care and don’t lecture me about the unborn child because it’s not yours!”

I couldn’t strait up my thoughts, I heard Wizo talking “Does this sound a bit odd to you? Well, believe me there are definitely types of women out there you should never, ever, EVER marry.” His he refereeing to this woman I thought to myself with ought stop wondering.

They will most likely ruin your life and your perception of women forever. Trying to get back into conversation I asked, “Then how can I know when my princess arrives?”

After taking grip of a beer strait from the bottle he look strait in my eyes and said, “Now this doesn’t mean you should carry a checklist around with you (unless you’re very stealthy) or believe all women will be terrible to you, but be cautious”.

The first and probably most common type of woman you should never marry is the ever popular “Gold Digger.” You can spot this money grubber a mile away, but in case you have been fooled before, here are a few tips to know if she’s digging for gold.

·        Does she seem to make everything about money?

·        Does she always seem to light up when something expensive is in front of her?

·        Does she ask a lot about how much money you make?

·        Does she find herself worth in the most expensive shoes, clothes, food etc?

If any of those were answered yes, then you’ve got a gold digger on your hands and you should put your wallet away before she scans your credit cards.

Ah… well, I didn’t have an answer for that, so I say nothing in response. Instead, I “beg” Merry the counter to give us another round of beer.

Wizo continues with his lecture, the second well known type of woman you should never marry would be the “Overly Feminine Feminist.”

These are the woman power men hating non-shaving ladies you’ve probably seen protesting women’s rights all around the country.

Now before a million women get all up in arms and decide to make a men hating rally about this, you should know that feminism is NOT bad, but it does have its limits.

If a woman gets mad because you open a door for her or pull out a chair at a nice restaurant because “she can do it herself” then, well, let that door smack her in the face a couple times while you’re NOT holding it open for her and see how she feels about that.

If you were to marry a woman like this your life would end up a living hell.

Everything you did would be criticized and somehow related to oppressing women.

You will be simply miserable, so if you find a feminist that’s just TOO into the woman’s movement, just walk away my friend. Just walk away.

The third type of woman you should definitely never marry is the “Overly Sensitive.”

We all know women are more sensitive than men and for the most part we enjoy that, but if every little thing becomes some kind of fight because you hurt her feelings, then you’re going to have to walk on egg shells forever.

We enjoy comforting women when they ACTUALLY need it, however if every single time you “seem to have a tone in your voice” she bursts into tears and runs into the bedroom a mess, we honestly don’t care anymore.

This type of woman will seem great at first because she will need you and want you around a lot and really be into you. That’s all fine and dandy until she’s cries more than a 40 year old redneck on his second case of beer.

“So Wizo, how come you know a lot about them and a big admirer of ladies, still not married?” that’s what I manage to ask?

“I know there are good women out there, so I keep my eyes open, but for you I advice to stay weary”. He concluded.

The night was dying on me. Having been given the other thing to think about I call out laud to Merry the counter, to give us another beer – my fourth and last, which I drank fast and go home.